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"We need a leader who is not afraid to dream incremental dreams."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

Art of Surviving

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"Just reply: 'I'm not a bot. You're a bot.'"

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Pyramid Skiers

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

Cattle farmer's super-market

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

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"I want to switch all my municipal bonds into stocks, my stocks into T-bill and my T-bills into municipal bonds."

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."