Incremental Innovator T-Shirts

"We need a leader who is not afraid to dream incremental dreams."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

Art of Surviving

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"Just reply: 'I'm not a bot. You're a bot.'"

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

Pyramid Skiers

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

Digital Marketing

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

Cattle farmer's super-market

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

"I want to switch all my municipal bonds into stocks, my stocks into T-bill and my T-bills into municipal bonds."