Incongruity Appreciators Pillows

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"I hate it when we fight."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Here's your sweater back."

"Cat with nine still lives"

'Well this is awkward.'

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

Dog steals a cricket ball.

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

Good Kitty No More.

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

"Nice going, Einstein."

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

Ethelred the Unfinished.

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.'

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

Boy caught by a policeman

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

"So he doesn't howl at the moon – leave him alone!"