Incongruity Appreciators Mugs

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"I hate it when we fight."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'Well this is awkward.'

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

"Here's your sweater back."

"Cat with nine still lives"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

Dog steals a cricket ball.

Good Kitty No More.

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

"Nice going, Einstein."

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

Ethelred the Unfinished.

'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

"So he doesn't howl at the moon – leave him alone!"

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.