Cultural Incongruity Appreciator Pillows

"Hmmm, not sure if Beaumont is a large or x-large."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Meanwhile...in Albania

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

"Miss Travis? Hispanic culture is about more than just casseroles and main dishes."

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

A Cornish Man

'There's just nothing like a traditional English pub is there?'

Culture Wars

General Store Modernises

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

"He knows about 40 words, but most of them are for snow."

'There's the Swiss busker across the road.' (Alpine horn)

'Nice tattoo, Dave.'

Finnish Sauna - Twigs to swat bathers.

'If beets juice and cheese brine work, why shouldn't a bit of schmaltz?'

Fu Dynasty

"No, dude... they're supposed to fit like this."