Cultural Incongruity Appreciator Prints

"Hmmm, not sure if Beaumont is a large or x-large."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

Meanwhile...in Albania

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

"Miss Travis? Hispanic culture is about more than just casseroles and main dishes."

A Cornish Man

'There's just nothing like a traditional English pub is there?'

Culture Wars

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

General Store Modernises

"He knows about 40 words, but most of them are for snow."

"Get outta here—I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, too!"

'If beets juice and cheese brine work, why shouldn't a bit of schmaltz?'

'Nice tattoo, Dave.'

Finnish Sauna - Twigs to swat bathers.

'There's the Swiss busker across the road.' (Alpine horn)

Fu Dynasty