Inbox Excavator Gifts

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Storm in the out tray

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

How Gary got his groove back.

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

E-mail

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

'This looks like a good spot to catch up on our email.'

'I'm beginning to think email stands for 'endless mail'.'

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

Call before you dig!

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

"I'm just checking my inbox."

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

Bush's Hacker

Will assuage guilt for money.

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

'Could I see your ground disturbance permit?!'

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

'Well, son, I supposed it all started when they hiked the minimum wage to $39.50....'

Geology.

These are the quills used to sign the Declaration of Independence! The founding feathers!

E-mail

"It's that sense of dread again, about the state of my inbox."

"Never ask a retired archaeologist to go find something in the basement."

A Golfers In and Out Tray

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

'So I hear you're our new tunneling expert.'