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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Rainbow/Horizon

Clam Spearing

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

On board the MS Hepatology

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."