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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Building a company.

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Clam Spearing

Rainbow/Horizon

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

On board the MS Hepatology

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

Air Dentistry

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."