Excavation Expert Pillows

'I guess you CAN take it with you.'

Pull the udder one

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Meow Power Demolition team.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

How Gary got his groove back.

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

'I'm screwed...'

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Fed up in Flint," you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I bought a dirt-cheap house in Flint, hoping to rent it out. I had it renovated, and then the day before our open-house, someone broke in and stole all our plumbing. So what?! In my day, nobody had plumbing! We did our business in a ditch down by the river and we were glad about it! List it as "vintage Americana" and quit yer complainin'! But they took the roof, too. In my day, a roof

"You must be the demolition team."

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

Stu had a future in demolitions.

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

Call before you dig!

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

Dept. of Antiquities

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.