Impulsive Reactor Gifts

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

"I'll have all that, and this."

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!