Impulse Gamer Gifts

"Wanna play chess, Baldo?"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"They're class action figures."

The Smell of Fear

Sushi Train Set.

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'