Impulse Gamer Pillows

"Wanna play chess, Baldo?"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

The Smell of Fear

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"They're class action figures."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Sushi Train Set.

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."