Impulse Engager Gifts

Sign reading 'If you see something spontaneous - make the most of it...'.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

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'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

"Long time no see, Mr. Jimmy. I understand congratulations are in order on your recent engagement, wedding and divorce."

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"That concludes my presentation. I'll now open this up for some answers."

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'