Impulse Lover Gifts

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Movies vs. Films

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

The Art of Bantering!

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're

The David Blaine

Mime Tug-of-War

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Space travel

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"It's improv night."

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Magician at the Airport

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."