Impulsivity Enthusiast Gifts

"I told them I'd had ENOUGH, that I was worth more!"

Team Leader

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'Bring me some more power.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

The Smell of Fear

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

"I can't fire him. He has corporate sponsors!"

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Edgar Degas

'Peek inside a woman's trunk, and you peek inside a woman's heart.'

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

The Height of Impudence.

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

"You must be the demolition team."

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution"

Pretentious man reads Culture supplement, saying: 'I don't know much about art but I know what to pretend to like.'

"I may be a big frog in a small pond, but I'm still a damn big frog."