Improving Grades Gifts

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

Examiners.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

"Second grade is tough, little brother. It's the year teachers no longer believe your dog ate your homework."

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

Examiners Nightmare.

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

"His grades are in free fall, John. How can we get him to focus?"

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

'They're not the exam results, headmaster. They're the truancy figures.'

"I take it your credit score has gone up?"

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on playground."

Anyhow, thanks for listening, Rudy. It's part of the job. I guess you're right: the move to 3rd grade is a big one. There are lots of changes. You've just got to roll with it. And buy a new video game console? It eases any transition. How did you get to be so smart? Playing lots of video games.

GCSE Results.

"While it's true most of my grades have gone down, most were on low volume."

'Miss Figgs, as your Headmaster I feel it only fair to warn you that your exam marking is under investigation!'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

"Straight As in Physics, Maths and Chemistry! You might surpass your dad and finally catch a roadrunner..."

"There is no complaint department, Robert."

"Maybe I'd get better grades, Dad, if you came up with some kind of stimulus package."

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."

A man gets attacked by his credit report.

'My grades at school have improved dramatically now that I'm wearing glasses...'

"I found a way to turn my old report cards into fine art."