Improving Grades Gifts

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

Examiners.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

"Second grade is tough, little brother. It's the year teachers no longer believe your dog ate your homework."

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

"His grades are in free fall, John. How can we get him to focus?"

Examiners Nightmare.

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

'They're not the exam results, headmaster. They're the truancy figures.'

"I take it your credit score has gone up?"

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on playground."

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'Miss Figgs, as your Headmaster I feel it only fair to warn you that your exam marking is under investigation!'

GCSE Results.

"Straight As in Physics, Maths and Chemistry! You might surpass your dad and finally catch a roadrunner..."

"There is no complaint department, Robert."

"Maybe I'd get better grades, Dad, if you came up with some kind of stimulus package."

A man gets attacked by his credit report.

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."

"I found a way to turn my old report cards into fine art."

'Boy, this ain't what I meant when I said don't let education get to yer head!'

"But the good news is you can stop saving up for my college education."