Getting Good Grades Gifts

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'But I thought you would be pleased-an 'A' plus in sex education,Dad!'

"Straight As in Physics, Maths and Chemistry! You might surpass your dad and finally catch a roadrunner..."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"How was work?"

"I lettered in spelling."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

Science Fair Judgements

"I started a collection!"

Presentation: Any questions?

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Examiners.

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'