Getting Good Grades Mugs

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'But I thought you would be pleased-an 'A' plus in sex education,Dad!'

"Straight As in Physics, Maths and Chemistry! You might surpass your dad and finally catch a roadrunner..."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"How was work?"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I lettered in spelling."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"I started a collection!"

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Science Fair Judgements

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

Presentation: Any questions?

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Examiners.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'

"Second grade is tough, little brother. It's the year teachers no longer believe your dog ate your homework."