Concerned About Grades Mugs

'So I make bad grades. Is it necessary for the school system to issue a written statement?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

Examiners.

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Mistakes were made...'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

"Second grade is tough, little brother. It's the year teachers no longer believe your dog ate your homework."

Examiners Nightmare.

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

"Great. Now, can I see the unredacted version of your report card?"

"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"My dad's going to be upset about that "D" on my research paper. He worked all night on it."

'We need to start working more closely to try to improve these grades. Do you have my office number?'

GCSE Results.

"Not hired?! But I got A's in all my classes!"

'Miss Figgs, as your Headmaster I feel it only fair to warn you that your exam marking is under investigation!'

Anyhow, thanks for listening, Rudy. It's part of the job. I guess you're right: the move to 3rd grade is a big one. There are lots of changes. You've just got to roll with it. And buy a new video game console? It eases any transition. How did you get to be so smart? Playing lots of video games.

"Straight As in Physics, Maths and Chemistry! You might surpass your dad and finally catch a roadrunner..."