Receiving Grades Mugs

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I started a collection!"

Examiners.

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Mistakes were made...'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

GCSE's

"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

Teacher with work box: 'You could do better work.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

Examiners Nightmare.

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

Grading Guidelines.

"Great. Now, can I see the unredacted version of your report card?"

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

'We need to start working more closely to try to improve these grades. Do you have my office number?'

"Straight As in Physics, Maths and Chemistry! You might surpass your dad and finally catch a roadrunner..."

'Miss Figgs, as your Headmaster I feel it only fair to warn you that your exam marking is under investigation!'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'You need to get your grades up...because good grades are an early sign of good credit scores.'