Bad Grade Getter Mugs

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

Reach for the Star.

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

Bullseye!

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Upward Progress

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Tenacity trumps everything!

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Wilfried Zaha

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

"You can do it!"

"Do you call this a business plan?"

"It's a long term goal."

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

January Joiner

Examiners.

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.