Bad Grade Getter T-Shirts

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

Reach for the Star.

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

Bullseye!

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Upward Progress

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Tenacity trumps everything!

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Wilfried Zaha

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Gareth Bale

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

January Joiner

"You can do it!"

Examiners.

"It's a long term goal."

"Do you call this a business plan?"

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'