Grade Collector Mugs

"I started a collection!"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Servicemen.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'School of hard knocks.'

Graduate

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

A Rifle Competition in the North

Utility Chic.

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Bachelors and Masters degrees.

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Count Von Moltke.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

No room to hang his diploma.

'My son has college degrees in psychology, economics and political science. He can't get a job but at least he knows why.'