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"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Desert Island Dating.

"What a way to go."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'You have a friend request.'

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Now you can send it."

"I've got sea mail."

The appointed time

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

Submarine

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

"Over there - an island!"

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Bottle bank

"I suppose you think this will keep me home this summer."

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

Message In Bottle In Bottle

Desert Island Messages

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

Tanked tanker.

"Now whose arms are tiny and useless?"

Message in a bottle...