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"I suppose you think this will keep me home this summer."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Desert Island Dating.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'It's for you.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'You have a friend request.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Now you can send it."

"I've got sea mail."

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

"Over there - an island!"

Submarine

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

Desert Island Messages

No caption. (Baby decides which bottle to choose from a rack in a basement. The rack looks very much like a wine rack.)

Message In Bottle In Bottle

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

Tanked tanker.

"Now whose arms are tiny and useless?"

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'