Impossible Bottle Admirer Gifts

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"What a way to go."

Desert Island Dating.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'You have a friend request.'

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Now you can send it."

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

"I've got sea mail."

"Over there - an island!"

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

Submarine

The appointed time

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Message In Bottle In Bottle

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

Desert Island Messages

Bottle bank

No caption. (Baby decides which bottle to choose from a rack in a basement. The rack looks very much like a wine rack.)

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

"I suppose you think this will keep me home this summer."

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

"Now whose arms are tiny and useless?"

Tanked tanker.