Impossibility Debaters Gifts

"Did you really think this wasn't going to happen?"

Changing Minds

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

Bush vs. America

'Not as easy as it looks?"

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

"But I don't want my constituents to vote for the most qualified candidate! I want them to vote for me!"

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

'You call that ambition?'

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

Psychiatry. I'm starting to take it personally when people say we have a representative government.

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"

Poll. If the election was being held today, where would you hide?

Why America Is the Best Democracy in the World

'Grandpa, why do you like to live here in Germany?'

Even a Broken Democracy

Parliament

The Ambivalence of a Nice Day in February

"We can't come to an agreement about how to fix your car, Mr. Simons. Sometimes that's the way things happen in a democracy."

"Remind me again, what's our position on democracy?"