Impossibility Debaters Prints

"Did you really think this wasn't going to happen?"

Changing Minds

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

'Not as easy as it looks?"

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

'You call that ambition?'

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

'Grandpa, why do you like to live here in Germany?'

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"

Parliament

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"We can't come to an agreement about how to fix your car, Mr. Simons. Sometimes that's the way things happen in a democracy."

"Remind me again, what's our position on democracy?"