Impatient Youth Pillows

"Timmy, no matter your clothing or counting, school is not prison."

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

The end of innocence

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

"It's weird...all I wanna do is hit fast forward, and all my parents can talk about is hitting rewind."

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

artist painting portrait

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

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"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Whatever

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

How Our Age Reflects Upon Us

"Are we there yet?"

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

"It's not for sale."

That book is out of stock, but if you'd like to order a copy, I can have it here in 8-10 months. Staff

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

Young man at the beach asking friend to kiss his sister hoping he can then kiss friends sister

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

"Are we going yet?... Are we going yet?..."

"Just a heads-up...trying to bribe her with cafeteria tater tots doesn't work."