Impatient Parent Pillows

"Are we going yet?... Are we going yet?..."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

"Gosh, before you know it they'll be all grown up and making poor decisions that you can't comment on or ever make peace with!"

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Driver being taught by impatient parent

"But MOM, between school, homework, sports and music lessons, I don't have time for time-outs anymore!"

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

"Timmy, no matter your clothing or counting, school is not prison."

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."

Long distance education

School: How stressed were you today.

"Okay! I'm letting go! Just stay straight! Do not get hurt! Your mother will never forgive me!!"

"For the hundredth time, no, I don't know how much longer I'll be working remotely."

'Make sure you stay in the shallow end.'

A Migrating Bird's Worse Nightmare

The Anxious School Drop Off

Naughty boy

"You're lucky to only hear the 'are we there yet' routing during migration flights. Me, I hear it every single day!"

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

"It's just a phase."

'I asked them to behave like adults, and they ranted, they raved, and they cussed a blue streak!'

"Be patient, Veronica! I'll be through to read to you a story as soon as I'm finished Matthew's."

'Our eggs should stay nice and warm in the hot sand: Let's go for a swim...'

"I didn't want to peak too early."

'I'm introducing a new system of speeding up the housekeeping chores.'

'Can you say 'try the patience of a saint' in a note from a public school?'