Impatient Soul Pillows

"Are you OK hun?"

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

"I handle chatty people for him."

'I'm saying I want to share your pain you selfish bastard.'

artist painting portrait

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

"You're sad about the wrong things, Albert."

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'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

"Are we there yet?"

No Man is an Island