Anxious Soul Pillows

"If this drug doesn't relax your nerves, try chanting its incredibly soothing brand name."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"It's my ears, Doc. I can't move them. They're... they're paralyzed!"

No Immediate Danger

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Death Boss

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"Amen. Please help me up."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

The Sensitive Dude.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"I hope it wasn't too much of a problem covering for me..."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

Bashful Royal Guard

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

"Did I miss something?"

'Be sure to eat every bite — the chef is a very sensitive guy.'

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"I got an unpaid intern to help me."

"Health and safety need you to put rubber tips on your arrows and replace the angel tears in your love potion with saline."