Impatient Suitor Pillows

Add comfort and humor to their space with pillows designed for the impatient suitor. Featuring funny sayings and lively designs, these pillows are perfect for brightening up a sofa or bed.

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'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!' mockup

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

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"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!" mockup

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

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'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.' mockup

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

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'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.' mockup

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

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"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never" mockup

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

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'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.' mockup

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

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'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

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'Okay, kids, we're finally here.' mockup

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

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Impulse dating. A really bad idea. mockup

Impulse dating. A really bad idea.

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'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.' mockup

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

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'Then that's one steak well done and fries, and one anything as long as it's fast.'

'Then that's one steak well done and fries, and one anything as long as it's fast.' mockup

'Then that's one steak well done and fries, and one anything as long as it's fast.'

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"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV." mockup

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

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"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office) mockup

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

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'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?' mockup

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

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artist painting portrait

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'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...' mockup

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

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"He won't wait for me to open the can." mockup

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

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"Are we there yet?"

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"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever." mockup

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

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'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.' mockup

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

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'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,' mockup

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

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"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich." mockup

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

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"The worker shortage is real."

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"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span." mockup

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

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'Sorry to keep you waiting.'

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'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!' mockup

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

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'Come on Fernando, can't you wait til after the race?'

'Come on Fernando, can't you wait til after the race?' mockup

'Come on Fernando, can't you wait til after the race?'

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'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!'

'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!' mockup

'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!'

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'Okay, so I'll ask someone else to marry me!'

'Okay, so I'll ask someone else to marry me!' mockup

'Okay, so I'll ask someone else to marry me!'

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"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."

"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M." mockup

"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."

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'Be about three hours.'

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'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?' mockup

'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

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'Are we there yet?'

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Impatient Suitor Pillows Collection

Impatient Suitor Mugs

Looking for more mug ideas? Browse our collection of mugs perfect for the impatient suitor, with humorous quotes and charming designs that make each coffee break special.

Impatient Suitor Prints

Decorate their space with vibrant prints that celebrate their impatience—funny, energetic, and full of personality. Perfect for gifting or personalizing their space.

Impatient Suitor T-Shirts

Check out our fun t-shirt collection for the impatient suitor—playful, witty, and perfect for expressing their lively spirit in style.