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Online Dating Tip 1: Don't Get Angry

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

'Then that's one steak well done and fries, and one anything as long as it's fast.'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

Impulse dating. A really bad idea.

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

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"What do you have to do to get business class?"

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

"Are we there yet?"

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

"The worker shortage is real."

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

'Sorry to keep you waiting.'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'Come on Fernando, can't you wait til after the race?'

'Okay, so I'll ask someone else to marry me!'

'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!'

"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."

'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

'Be about three hours.'

'Are we there yet?'