Impatient Brewer Pillows

'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

'Then that's one steak well done and fries, and one anything as long as it's fast.'

"While you're waiting for your order, can I pick something off someone else's plate for you?"

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

artist painting portrait

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

Online Dating Tip 1: Don't Get Angry

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

That book is out of stock, but if you'd like to order a copy, I can have it here in 8-10 months. Staff

"You took your time!"

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

Workaholic and alcoholic

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'Sorry to keep you waiting.'

'Click.'- 'Faster, damn you!!!'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

Man divining pint of beer, "So, you are watering down the beer!"

'Come on Fernando, can't you wait til after the race?'

"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."

"At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK."