Impatient Brewer T-Shirts

'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

"While you're waiting for your order, can I pick something off someone else's plate for you?"

'Then that's one steak well done and fries, and one anything as long as it's fast.'

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

artist painting portrait

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

Workaholic and alcoholic

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

"You took your time!"

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

Man divining pint of beer, "So, you are watering down the beer!"

'Sorry to keep you waiting.'

'Click.'- 'Faster, damn you!!!'

'Come on Fernando, can't you wait til after the race?'

"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."

'Are we there yet?'