Impatient Competitor T-Shirts

'Come on Fernando, can't you wait til after the race?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

Painter's Duel.

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

"While you're waiting for your order, can I pick something off someone else's plate for you?"

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

artist painting portrait

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

"I know you're in there, Miriam...hurry up, I have to go!"

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'Click.'- 'Faster, damn you!!!'

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Guilt Day at Shea.

'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!'

"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."

'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

Two runners optical illusion

'Are we there yet?'

'Be about three hours.'