Impatient Shopper Champion T-Shirts

'Be about three hours.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

It was an impulse buy.

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'You must have something in my size?'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

How do you like the new suit?

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."