Unstoppable Shopper T-Shirts

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Last Chance for Everything.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

Men and Women's changing rooms

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Animal Crackers. Free-range animal crackers.

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

'You wouldn't stimulate the economy, so I did!'

e-procurement

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'