'All ninteen layers of management agree: We have to cut some of our frontline employees if we're to stay competitive.'
Imbalance Critic Gifts
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"Do you guys serve beer?"
"I feel your pain."
Yoga vs. Prosecco
'He's maturing early.'
Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department
'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'
The art of yoga is the power of the mind.
Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.
Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.
Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.
"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''
"It's not what you think."
'Oh bugger cramp!'
A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe
"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."
After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.
What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.
The Hamster Wheel
A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.
'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'
Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.
Attorney-at-play
Dog carrying a bone on his head.
Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War
Native Headgear
No, Carl, I don't know of a cure for the hiccups.
No caption. (In a gym, one man runs on a treadmill while another walks on a tightrope machine).
"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."
'See? THAT'S globalization!'
First class only raft.
'No, no, the pills don't have any medication to improve your balance. You'll just get steadier on your feet by trying to catch pills that are thrown to you.'
"I'd heard banks were reluctant to give businesses money - but I didn't think it was this bad..."
Live like a billionaire! (For 30 seconds.): Vote YOUR economic interest! He does!
Libra/scales
Imbalance Critic Gifts Collection
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