Imaginative Listener T-Shirts

Shell Pods

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Audio Books

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Little Princess.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

Attention Span Man

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Maybe the kids shouldn't watch the evening news.

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Fancy Dress Box

Science Applied to Art

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."