Artful Listener T-Shirts

Doctor looks into ear of Beethoven statue

Audio Books

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Tinnitus?"

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Shell Pods

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

Attention Span Man

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

Science Applied to Art

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

Painting Music

Russian bombers in California

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

Patient is listening to the doctors conference about him.

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'