Adventurous Listener T-Shirts

"So NEITHER of us brought a record player?!"

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Guitar Man.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Edison invents the personal stereo

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"The subwoofers really help."

Joe Henry

Shell Pods

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"I read the audio book."

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

Stonehenge Books

Recording Studio

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

At the CD shop.

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Book Shop

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."