Adventurous Listener Gifts

"So NEITHER of us brought a record player?!"

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Guitar Man.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Joe Henry

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"The subwoofers really help."

"I read the audio book."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Shell Pods

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

Stonehenge Books

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Recording Studio

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

At the CD shop.

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Book Shop

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."