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An obsession with drugs,delusions of power,paranoid tendencies...still enough about me what can I do for you?

"We only see what we want to see."

My Mother Is Dead But Her Body Is Still Alive

"Ok, enough about me..."

'Oh, I gave up greeting people years ago. I was only interrupting their music.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Audio Books

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Zenemies.

Screen Time vs Book Time

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Cares and woes.

Shell Pods

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Attention Span Man

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

'She saw right through me.'

Science Applied to Art

'I don't know how you stand listening to people's problems all of the time, Doctor Barnes.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'OK, nod a little slower this time. Then let's work on saying 'mm-hmm, go on' ...you try it.'

Spirituality.

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!