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"I heard that if you listen closely, you can hear the fish bowl."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Mother Duck.

The worm that churned!

Cat and fishing instruction

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

Shell Pods

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

Banana

Bird plucking a cello

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

'My biological clock finally went off.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

'I should warn you - he's quite a badly damaged individual.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.