Whimsical Listener Mugs

"I heard that if you listen closely, you can hear the fish bowl."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Mother Duck.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Cat and fishing instruction

The worm that churned!

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

Shell Pods

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Banana

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Bird plucking a cello

'My biological clock finally went off.'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

'I should warn you - he's quite a badly damaged individual.'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.