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'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

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"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

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'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'He's precocious.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

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'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

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"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

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'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'