Image-conscious Rebel Pillows

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Tough Teddies

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

The Surly Yoof

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Australian punk

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

'Oh great,,, More protesters getting on our case about how the magazine industry creates 'unrealistic standards' for the human body,'

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Toilet Art.

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

Just Stop Oil Painting