Image-conscious Rebel T-Shirts

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Tough Teddies

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

The Surly Yoof

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Australian punk

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

The serious corporation

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

'Oh great,,, More protesters getting on our case about how the magazine industry creates 'unrealistic standards' for the human body,'

Just Stop Oil Painting

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

Toilet Art.

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'